personal/misc blog, he/him pronouns
lord-kitschener:
“ dorfs:
“ 0ptimistic-s0ci0path:
“ satanicdemona:
“ darnhomosexuals:
“ why the fuck does kimberly get less coffee
get rid of jeffrey and keep his mug
”
This is the perfect visual metaphor for heterosexuality.
”
dont gays have a power...

lord-kitschener:

dorfs:

0ptimistic-s0ci0path:

satanicdemona:

darnhomosexuals:

why the fuck does kimberly get less coffee

get rid of jeffrey and keep his mug

This is the perfect visual metaphor for heterosexuality.

dont gays have a power bottom thing? not everything is an attack against women. its supposed to be the moon and the sun. a super old ancient metaphor for men and women since forever. is it an equal metaphor? no i suppose not, since without the sun the moon doesnt shine. its old fashioned which doesnt agree with modern notions of equality necessarily but its a sweet old fashioned thought. the sun shines for the moon and makes its beauty known to the whole world. the sun doesnt hide the moon or demand anything from the moon, it just glorifies everything about it.which is how a man should be in a relationship: a sun to brighten the moon. 

dont gays have a powerbottom thing?

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stagemanagerofspades:
“ durnesque-esque:
“ thatseanguyblogs:
“ durnesque-esque:
“ 0601254:
“ haymitchdrinksfirewhiskey:
“ lovelynobody00:
“ bei-fong-appreciation-blog:
“ durnesque-esque:
“ cassandracroft:
“ If a girl is to do the same superman thing...

stagemanagerofspades:

durnesque-esque:

thatseanguyblogs:

durnesque-esque:

0601254:

haymitchdrinksfirewhiskey:

lovelynobody00:

bei-fong-appreciation-blog:

durnesque-esque:

cassandracroft:

If a girl is to do the same superman thing where he takes off his disguise, we just look pervy. Not the same effect

First of all: bullshit.

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Secondly: If you are not doing the Linda Carter spin, then you’re doing it wrong.

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how did you do that so smoothly? 

thats some broadway musical shit

But seriously, I think I love you.

heck no, i’m callin dibs

Sorry friend, thatseanguyblogs called dibs first. ;) 

By the way, folks…
We’re super engaged. Just fyi. :P

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Well, we never got around to making a wedding gif, but still super-married and loving it. Happy Valentine’s Day!

I mean … how can you not reblog?